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I had no problem approving this photo, since its so realistic...
When we invited Belnor over, and he brought straws...
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It's this stuff which makes me happy in da pants. It's awesome when rage hits. I wish WoW allowed comms on PvP servers.
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- At 8:45pm on October 14, 2009,
Meram said…
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
- At 5:49am on June 9, 2009,
Nenadar said…
- The 10th anniversary of EQ took me to browse some gaming forums and look who I found. I hope you are well Meram.
Nenadar W'Vern, final leader of the Ebon Army of Tallon Zek.
- At 5:29am on February 28, 2009,
Meram said…
- Chili Cookoff
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a Chili cookout. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank is Judge #3)
Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili....
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the Flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure What I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who Wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get Me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer...
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was Unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead And I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that
Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am Worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
- At 6:27am on October 4, 2008,
Aly said… 
- At 10:50am on June 13, 2008,
Meram said…
- http://www.ojaiwan.net/audio/cowbell.wmv
- At 10:50am on June 13, 2008,
Meram said…
- EQ1 on TZ
- At 7:38pm on June 10, 2008,
Braxt said… - I wonder if you remember my name... :)
- At 8:09am on June 3, 2008,
Jaydn said… - I'm workin' on it! Slowly but surely!
- At 12:25am on April 10, 2008,
Ransom said… 
- At 1:50pm on April 9, 2008,
Kerri said… - Long time no talk too!!! We are on the move again, it's been a little over three years so time for the gov't to move us again. This time is super exciting, we are headed to D.C.
Our orders are to White House Communications Agency. I am thrilled for the experience and once in a lifetime opportunity this will provide Adam and our family.
So, that is our run-down... what have you been up too?
Kerri (Cassxenos, Alde)
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I was messing around on-line back when Q-Link was in existence and AOL was making its’ debut. I was playing with Flight Sims then, and was going head to head in F-16 Fighting Falcon with some friends. I first started playing multi-player on-line games back in the mid 1990’s and cut my teeth on Gemstone III. I progressed too NWN via AOL, and then stepped into UO about 3 months after its’ release. As fate would have it, I was on Atlantic and ended my time there in Rangers of Krynn. I learned first… Continue
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