Greifer Poetry...
I am a griefer.
I stalk the world looking for the unprepared, the foolish, the naive.
I am amused by your screams for help. Those screams empower me.
I know that timing is everything, I will wait. Patience is my only positive character trait.
I will attack you when you are alone, when your attention is on a mob or a vendor, when you are at low health, and I will smile when you send me a tell about how it wasn't a fair fight...
Who wants to fight a fair fight? not me, I am a griefer, victory is my only goal, I have no honor.
Your screams for mercy only show me exactly how weak you are.
Crom is the God of the griefer. He does not show mercy, he bestows no favors. He gave you strength when you were born, use it or perish.
You wish to avoid my wrath? Approach the world cautiuosly as if I were always behind you stealthed, waiting, salivating.
Because I AM Behind you..
Do not venture into my territory without being supplied with potions and prepared for battle(buffed)
Do not venture into my territory alone, ever.
Do not send me a tell with anything but Good fight! You might actually earn my respect. Do not post on the forums whining about my large number of character flaws..
if you make that mistake the rest of my brothers will read your post and make a mental note..
Your name will be put on a list of Prey rather than a list of predators...
I am a Griefer. I am behind you. Prepare yourself!
I stalk the world looking for the unprepared, the foolish, the naive.
I am amused by your screams for help. Those screams empower me.
I know that timing is everything, I will wait. Patience is my only positive character trait.
I will attack you when you are alone, when your attention is on a mob or a vendor, when you are at low health, and I will smile when you send me a tell about how it wasn't a fair fight...
Who wants to fight a fair fight? not me, I am a griefer, victory is my only goal, I have no honor.
Your screams for mercy only show me exactly how weak you are.
Crom is the God of the griefer. He does not show mercy, he bestows no favors. He gave you strength when you were born, use it or perish.
You wish to avoid my wrath? Approach the world cautiuosly as if I were always behind you stealthed, waiting, salivating.
Because I AM Behind you..
Do not venture into my territory without being supplied with potions and prepared for battle(buffed)
Do not venture into my territory alone, ever.
Do not send me a tell with anything but Good fight! You might actually earn my respect. Do not post on the forums whining about my large number of character flaws..
if you make that mistake the rest of my brothers will read your post and make a mental note..
Your name will be put on a list of Prey rather than a list of predators...
I am a Griefer. I am behind you. Prepare yourself!
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2 Comments
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Comment by Coeg Bloodfeather on August 11, 2008 at 5:24pm - This birdbrain gives it two talons up! I love it seein as how I am a griefer. ;)
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Comment by Alik on May 20, 2008 at 1:34pm -
Greifer poetry eh? Lolnub l2typ
Very good info in there, I hope everyone reads this and can get into this sort of mindset.
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